Apparently, Bruce Willis is jealous that Indiana Jones still has a pulse or that Tom Cruise has a younger wife than him. Either way, get ready for this… expect for next summer: Die Hard 4. Hey, I’m ready for it. I can’t wait to hear Willis yell his trademark, “Yippee - Ki - Yay Mother - my hemorrhoids Hurt!”

Are there no new ideas in Hollywood? Sequels don’t work! The even were trying to develop a sequel to Gladiator with Russell Crowe. He died in the end of the movie! What’s left? The burial? Any comments on anything else that needs a burial? My vote: John Travolta. There is no forgiveness for 2, count ‘em, TWO sequels to Look Who’s Talking (also involving Bruce Willis!)! Heck, just put ‘em both on one of those Viking boats, push it off shore, and light it on fire. All their black hair dye is about like napalm, so it should go up fast!

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