In light of the current homosexual lovin’ for pay scandal with Rev. Ted Haggard… I feel it is my Christian duty to refer all of us to this website:

www.GodHatesFigs.com

I know it’s controversial, but he Lord really did hate figs (check out all the examples on the website). This site convicted me and I’m changing my diet immediately. I’m a changed man because of it. I’m pretty sure that Mr. Haggard ate figs, and look what happened to him. Let his story be a cautionary tale to you all.

Also there are bonus free tracts on the site that are free to print out! A must see!

(thanks to Chris Summerfield for the link)

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4 Responses to “God Hates Figs”
  1. homosexuality is not a sin!

  2. There was a time when most Christians would have said that homosexuality was a sin. Now, times have changed.
    Hey hristians, make up your minds, you confused little f****!

  3. wow… figs people… figs!

  4. It’s always nice when people are brave enought to leave their contact info so we can have a discussion. but usually a discussion with folks that drop the f bomb aren’t really discussons at all. oh well…

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