Mar
25
2007
My Wife is Fat!
Posted by: stuartdelony in Blogroll, announcement, family, fat, fat wife, fun, general, life, photo, pregnant
Or that’s at least what I’m telling her to tell people. Nope, she’s not fat, she’s actually pregnant!
I was just hoping she could stretch this for comic value at church today. You know when people ask you, “are you pregnant?” Then she’d respond, “no, I’m just fat.” But my wife is far to classy for that.
Yes, she’s pregnant and the due date is at the end of August. So this is probably the worst baby announcement in history. Either way, consider yourself in the loop!
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Congratulations!
Congrats bro!! That’s awesome!
Wow! Congrats! You will have doubled us.
I had to wait till I was done watching Crowder before I commented..but congratulations! So is this it? aka. Haven’t you proved your manhood? Tell Miriam congrats for me. It will be a long, hot (although not in the same vein as Atlanta) summer.
THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!! I TURNED RED FROM LAUGHTER
congratulations.
Your wife is a good sport.
oh yeah she is.
Aren’t you a little scared to be doubly outnumbered by your kids?
Congratulations, and many blessings!
Jacki, oh yeah we’re terrified… kids can be quite when they’re doing evil, so we sleep with one eye open!
interesting…. here’s a good site on pregnancy and child care. http://www.pregnancyweeklyguide.com