Praises in the pot

Mar 28 2007

Posted by: stuartdelony in bathroom, crap, general, god, good, life, poop, praise, religion, spirituality

Okay , so let me tell you a crude, but poignant story. I once knew a man who was older and began to have problems using the bathroom. He ate all sorts of fiber, took medicine and nothing really helped. Eventually they had to remove part of his intestine and attach a bag for him to deficate. [Notice my choice use of words to describe 'poop']

So, when I have a great bowel movement. I praise God. Sounds funny? Well, it is, but none the less, when I use the bathroom I thankGod. Whether big or small I praise Him because he is good and always provides (sometimes twice a day).

I know my Mom praises God for good parking spots at the grocery store.

What about you? What are some funny or odd things you find yourself praising God for?

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6 Responses to “Praises in the pot”

April DeFelice says: March 28th, 2007 at 8:10 am

YOU ARE JUST SO RETARDED!!!
kevin bussey says: March 28th, 2007 at 8:45 am

I praise God just for life.
Moe says: March 28th, 2007 at 2:15 pm

When I remember to, I praise God for the dirty dishes, because having a sink filled with dishes means my family and I have food.

I just read “Blue Like Jazz.” It’s a great book. I loved it!
I also praise God for books.

~Kelsey
dcnavas9 says: March 28th, 2007 at 2:41 pm

I totally thank Him for the messy ones and the clean breakers. Actually, I remember several ocassions when I was right in the middle and praising Him for everything working. Somehow, it’s not sacreligious. I’d like to think He gladly receives those praises…I hope.
myderbe says: March 28th, 2007 at 3:42 pm

I must say that I’ve never thought about that before. LOL
Brian says: March 28th, 2007 at 6:03 pm

I’m thankful right now that my computer at home is not working, which means I spend more time with my spouse than updating my blog! I’m also thankful for marshmallow peeps, because my love of them reminds me that no matter how old I get, in “God’s time” I’m still a child, learning to be.