Yes, it’s time again for the Annual Fat Head Awards. It’s an award given to those who act like fat heads. So what’s a fat head?

Fat Head (noun) - a large copius melonus; one who is full of them self or has a large ego; an idiot.

Well it’s a hot air inflated, blow hard idiot who coincidentally has a fat head. Arrogant. Prideful. Full of self. Foot in the mouth, but doesn’t taste it. That pretty much sums it up.

My nomination is George Lucas and here’s why:

George Lucas has joined the major newspaper critics in their negative appraisal of Spider-Man 3. In an interview with FoxNews.com’s Roger Friedman, Lucas said, “It’s a silly movie. … There just isn’t much there. Once you take it all apart, there’s not much story, is there?” IMDB

Silly Movie? Not much story? Pleeeeeeze! It’s like the pot calling the kettle black.
I’m certainly glad Mr. Lucas has the experience to talk about story. Did anyone see the last 3 Star Wars movies? They were awful! They made money, but weren’t any good! Bad dialog. Clunky story. Horrendous acting. Pretentiousness as big as Mr. Lucas’ head!

Honorable mentions for simply breathing (or simply, too many reasons to list):

Ted Kennedy: Lefty Fat Head

Jerry Falwell: Righty Fat Head

Any others to nominate?

[Note: I'm not anti-fat, just anti-Fat Head!]

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