Crap Christian Movie Challenge
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Yes, I’m a skeptic. Yes, I’m a cynic.
And I’ll say this as a bit of a confessional… I am a follower of Christ and believe that there are no good Christian movies out there.
I’m constantly having people in ministry or at church tell me to watch movies like “Left Behind,” “Facing the Giants” and “The Sin Eater.” But, let’s be honest, they’re terrible. Bad acting, writing, cinematography… the list goes on. They’re cheesy, preachy and just plain crap.
So are there any good Christian movies out there? I don’t believe that there are.
If you disagree, prove me wrong… I’ll watch the movie and review it here.
[note: I'm looking for honest entries here. If it stars Willie Aames, I know you're messing with me and I'm not going to waste my time]
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So are there any good Christian movies out there? I don’t believe that there are.
I guess it depends how high you set the bar (good, great?). How do you define Christian? Lord of the Rings was great, but not explicitly Christian. I desperately wanted Thr3e to be good, but I was disappointed.
I think The Second Chance was better than most, although predictable in places. Of course, the best Christian movies are the VeggieTales riffs on movie classics, like Lord of the Beans and Sumo of the Opera.
Does Bella count? I think it’s pretty good, but maybe it’s not considered Christian, just pro-life. How about movies like To End All Wars and The Exorcism of Emily Rose that have Christian writers/directors but come out of Hollywood?
I don’t know what you are talking about…The Sin Eater was amazing!!!! (that was sarcasm)
I skipped Second Chance due to Michael W. Smith (who is just as good as Willie Aames).
I haven’t seen To End all Wars and Bella… they’re going in the netflix queue.
Exorcism was good.
Thanks Randy.
And you know you loved the Sin Eater Jessica. Don’t try to fake it for street cred. Shun!
Give Second Chance a second chance. At least you’ll get to hear the black pastor threaten to “kick some ass.” That’s pretty cutting edge for a Christian movie (I think MWS is a little better than Willie).
Exorcism was good.
So does it meet the challenge, or don’t you count it as a “Christian” movie?
It’s a good movie, but not considered a Christian one.
I’ll pop Second Chance into my netflix queue.
Stuart, you’re doomed from the start by trying to label a movie Christian and then from within that finding anything worthwhile (so in a way I’m just conceding your point).
Christian movies only exist in this shallow, alternate parallel universe where you find Christian music, Christian books, Christian radio, Christian mints, Christian food, Christian furniture, Christian household appliances, etc. “Christian” is a very poor adjective, but an ok noun unless of course you feel the need to say “Christ follower”. Unfortunately, to have the label “Christian” seems to mean “cleaned up and sterilized until it bears little resemblence to reality”, so by getting rid of the crap it tends to become crap, go figure.
Anyway, some “dem fine” movies that have some “Christian” themes: The Shawshank Redemption, Good Will Hunting, maybe even The Matrix. I’d like to see if someone can come out with a “Christian” movie of the Song of Solomon.
I believe this my friends is known as the best answer ever! Very right on Nutcake.
I agree with Left Nut. Often the movies labeled “Christian” have low budgets and limited resources all the way around. So they don’t end up being very good. Which is a shame.
I do think there are some thematic elements in many movies that would qualify as “Christian.” I remember watching a couple movies in college for a literature class and discussing some of the themes from a Biblical worldview, then writing papers on them. “First Knight” with Sean Connery had some overt “Christian” themes.
Finally, this conversation reminds me of a Christian literature course I took in college. It was decided that Christian literature includes all literature written by Christians, whether or not it is explicitly preachy or overtly “Christian.” So Christian literature includes Tolkien and Lewis and Dorothy Sayers, whose works are not all overtly “Christian.” Christian movies would therefore include films made by Christian people in the mainstream industry.
You’re right Jen!
There there just seems to be genre of Christian that many folks cling to… (it amuses me).
So, here’s the sticky point Jenn and Stuart. If we can label something as “Christian” because it was made by a Christian, then why don’t we refer to other things by the people that made them (Atheists, Buddhists, Muslims, Secular Humanists, Wiccans, Agnostics, Village Idiots, etc, etc, etc)? Even within what then gets categorized as “Christian”, who decides if it really is? Is it if the creator says they’re a Christian? Does it have to meet certain theological guidelines? Can movies like The Matrix or The Shawshank Redemption have “Christian” truths, yet be made by those not professing to be Christians?
Now it may not sound like it, but I do think that something a Christian creates is in reality Christian, but not as a label or a category. Instead of it being “Christian Art”, for example, I think it is art made by someone that is a Christian, if that makes any sense. Now if I’m a shoe designer and a Christian, can I say I create “Christian” shoes? It sounds ridiculous to say that, but maybe they really are Christian shoes because I take pride in the workmanship. I’m being responsible with the resources I use to make them. My workers aren’t 10 year olds in another country getting paid next to nothing so I can make more. In the way I conduct business, I am following my Christian convictions. There are companies owned by Christians that live that out in the decisions they make and the way they do business (Camano Island Coffee, for one). Although this may lead to calling a company like Patagonia “Christian”, yet as far as I know they are not owned by someone that professes to be a Christian. I guess it again goes back to whether we’re trying to use the word “Christian” as an adjective or a noun.
So why do we have this desire to describe something as “Christian” or not. And what do we mean by that? I think we tend to group things into “Christian” and “Everything else that is not Christian”. I think to an extent we’re trying to say that this “thing” we’re trying to describe supports a worldview that we call “Christian”, but then on how many points does it have to agree with a Christain worldview? What if only some things reflect a Christian worldview? It seems like we’re looking for a shortcut to decide if this “thing” is good/bad, worthwhile/not. My noodle is starting to hurt and I’m not sure where I’m going with this anymore. I guess overall I think “Christian” isn’t a very good label and that gets us in trouble from the start.
Jen> Christian movies would therefore include films made by Christian people in the mainstream industry.
Stuart> You’re right Jen!
Stuart> It’s a good movie, but not considered a Christian one.
So which is it? If Jen is right, Exorcism is a Christian movie because it was made by a Christian.
I think the whole idea of “Christian” as an adjective has become a confused attempt to identify what’s “safe.” I read a lot, and after a few “Christian” novels I often have to cleanse the palette with a good “secular” novel just to find some good writing. One exception is Athol Dickson. He writes books that are clearly Christian in their message, but he deals with issues like alcoholic former pastors. I wonder what percentage of books in a typical Christian bookstore are actually “Christian” in the sense of aligning with Biblical teaching? There’s a lot of garbage for sale.
First off, this whole exercise is done basically because I think that most labeled “Christian” films are horrible. Actually the whole labeling system is ridiculous because it’s like you said that it’s “safe.” That safe and sanitized version of Christianity isn’t a real one and perpetuates a fakeness to the world at large. Then the rest of us try to live up to it and end up being fake as well (but that’s not simply the movies that are to fault, it’s the whole Christian Marketing Machine).
The intent of this exercise was to prove a point, or be proven wrong, that basically most things labeled Christian are crap.
Secondly I’m agreeing with Jen in fact that it seems better to pull out themes that connect with our faith from work as opposed from only seeing it from the eye of who made it. We stumble into this paradox of either loving the artist so much you put up with his art or letting the art speak for itself.
Ultimately we shouldn’t label anything Christian because there’s something entirely hypocritical going on here. It’s like we can’t see beauty in art or music or movies if it wasn’t done by a believer. If that is true and we want to really live that idea (and most won’t, but still like to be preachy about buying from Christians) then we shouldn’t be able to enjoy most art. Toss out Monet because we can’t confirm his salvation. Thomas Kincade is fine because he’s not very talented but seems like a believer. Does that make sense? Because I’m in full ramble mode this far…
The whole thought process is ridiculous.
Stuart, have you actually seen all the films you’re trashing? The Last Sin Eater, while made on a small budget, is actually quite an accomplished piece of film making. Trust me. I’m in a position to know. You’re painting all these films with the same broad brush, and that’s not very intellectually mature. There is no hard gospel “sell” in The Last Sin Eater. There is no altar call. The Christian theology is woven organically into some very strange and interesting story-telling. As opposed to some films, which I agree are mostly Christian propaganda designed to reinforce the choir, The Last Sin Eater is a brave little film.
Get the Christian artsy-fartsy chip off your shoulder. Don’t be an artier-than-thou elitist. Chrisitians critics, thinking they’re all edgy and controversial, have been using that tired old complaint about Christian art not being up-to-snuff for decades. It’s a really weary cliche. Judge each story, each film on its own merits. You’ll be a happier person.
Yes, I am an artsy fartsy holier than though elitist when it comes to movies. You have cut me to the core… I’ll admit that.
I will also admit I have not seen the entirety of the Last Sin eater. I’ve seen clips used in messages before and that was enough to keep me away.
I have suffered through Facing the Giants and that was just a bad movie. I couldn’t finish Left Behind because it was also pretty putrid.
But I will do this from your recommendation. I will watch the entire film and try to leave my elitist attitude at the door.
Though the idea of Christian and art is a whole other argument. There are people who like Thomas Kincaid and there are those who like art. It seems like this happens to the idea of Christian art… but that’s a whole other argument.
Thanks Taylor for your input!