Two words: Train wreck.

Have fun writing a caption for this one.

This is simply a test to see how many hits I get with placing popular tags (top 10 most searched items) on a blog. I’ll report back with my numbers.

I feel about like Britney Spears (above) right now. Hanging out for a weekend retreat. I feel like I need to shave my head and enter rehab (and get some tatoos).

19 student + 9 hours of sleep (over 3+ days) = brain dead.

Had a great long weekend retreat with a bunch of high school kids. Amazing things happened, I’m just having a hard time typing at the moment. So when my wits come back to me, I’ll fill all of you in. I haven’t felt this perky since the kids were newborns and didn’t sleep though the night. Thanks for your prayers - we needed them!

 Until then….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

 PS: Oh and they’re selling Brit’s hair for $1 million dollars!?! Okay, if you’ve got the money and feel like burning it, please reconsider and support a missionary (ME!) and I’ll shave my head and send you the hair!

Well in ending 2006, I’m hosting the annual Rahab (Christian Whore) Awards. I think Craig Gross said it best when he said, “If Satan’s a Pimp, Don’t be his Hoe.”

This award goes toward the best public display by a prominent Christian to sell out/whore out to the world. By their actions they are saying, I love you God, but my integrity can be bought for a price.

The Nominations:

A. Joel Osteen for “Your Best Life Now” Board Game. Ummm wow. It almost speaks for itself. Reminds me of the Prayer of Jabez CD! 

B. Me - As someone once said (in the comments below) “one mans sell out is another man’s angry rantings.”Touche’!  Very true, so I’m placing myself, now, on this list between Osteen and the blonde. So I’m in good company! Bonus points for coming up with a critical awards nominations list in the first place.

C. Jessica Simpson-  My Daddy was a youth pastor, but he likes flaunting what God gave me for cash! Bonus points for having a daddy pimp you out!

D. Veggie Tales- Big Idea productions gets bought (Phil Vicher, creator is out) and bye bye go the Christian morals for Saturday mornings on NBC.

E. Us- for fueling a christian marketing industry that uses our faith for making boat loads of money! It’s no different from the commercialized world, it just looks nicer. Bonus points: we killed Christmas. Jesus who? Forget that - where are my presents!

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Is this an angry rant? Well, blogging is my therapy.

What is wrong with us (U.S.) if the number one thing searched on the internet is B. Spears’ under carriage?!?

It’s a sad state of being.

Have we lost our way? I think that’s the wrong question. It’s more under the lines of :

“Who burned the map”!?!? and why!