chocolate jesus

The Easter season unveiling of a milk chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ, dubbed “My Sweet Lord” by its creator, left a sour taste Thursday in the mouths of a Catholic group infuriated by the anatomically correct confection.

“This is one of the worst assaults on Christian sensibilities ever,” said Bill Donohue, head of the watchdog Catholic League.

The Catholics are fuming mad - and rightly so. This stunt has caused them postpone their plans to unveil Cheesus (a 2 foot tall hors’dourves of Jesus made from Cheddar for Easter celebrations) as seen here. I was a majorly funded campaign set to raise money for the nearly bankrupt Catholic Church. Because of this they stand to lose millions more. Insiders predicted they had a real chance and dethroning Peeps as America’s favorite Easter treat.

Sorry Popie, maybe next year.

[CBS News]

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