How do you define desperation? Hilary Clinton appears on the 700 club. When you’ve lost 11 straight states look for Pat Robertson. It’s always the cure. He talks to God, right?

See it here.

Oh and for your own Hilary nutcracker go here.

Or to find out about Pat Robertson’s cocaine connections go here.

So if cute’s not your thing you should check this out for a good laugh.

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From chicken thieves, dissing cousins, and other colorful infractions are all collected here in a roundup of police blottters from across the U.S.