Posted by at 3rd January, 2009
The voting for the DCCCBoA (Delony Christmas Card Contest Bonanza of Amazingness) is finally over!
It was a tough one this year. I felt like I was dealing with the BCS committee, but the judges (kids, ages 6-1) thought long and hard and picked a winner (which is highly disputed and controversial in our household). But leave it to the kids to be a sucker for cute animals (hint, hint for next year).
So I give you the 2nd Annual DCCCBoA Winner!
Katherine Kitchens is the winner of this year’s best Christmas card! Well done! A Starbucks gift card will be in the mail soon for you to sip a warm cup of victory.
And for me personally, I give you my vote of the most amazing cowboy Christmas card. I’ve never gotten one quite like this and don’t think I ever will.
Ray Bell, I am amazed and tip my hat to you…
For the rest of you, better luck next year.
Posted by at 23rd December, 2008
Want to make your yuletide brighter this year? How about two free movie rentals from Netflix?
First person to correctly name (specifically) the “pop culture” inspiration behind the decoration of this Christmas tree wins.
It’s just that simple (though the answer isn’t)…
Post your answer in the comment section.
Good luck!
[Note: this is not my Christmas tree]
Posted by at 12th December, 2008
Gosh, I love my insane youth leaders. Willing to do anything to amuse the youth.
Kenny and Ruslan face off here eating a habanero pepper. The first person to drink water, eat bread or mayo loses.
It’s amusing to watch. Feel their pain…
And we’ve also started a new saying “Mayo Truce”… not quite sure what it means but see if you can fit it into normal conversation today.
[Forgive the low resolution vid - it's from my cell]
Posted by at 11th December, 2008

Here it is again. There’s only a few weeks left to Christmas – it’s time once again for the:
2nd Annual Delony Christmas Card Contest Bonanza of Amazingness!
That’s right people. You could be the second winner in history! Something only one person in history has ever done before in history.
Here’s how you play.
1) Find a Christmas card.
2) Make sure it’s Awesome.
3) Make sure it doesn’t Suck.
4) Check it again for maximum Awesomeness and for lack of Suckiness.
5) Put it in envelope. Lick envelope. Seal envelope. Stamp envelope. Put envelope in mailbox. Raise the red mail box flag. Wait for postal worker to remove it from mailbox.
6) Wait in eager anticipation till December 31st to see if you’re the glorious, grander prize winner! If you win, you will receive a majestic, amazing prize (or some present that I couldn’t return after Christmas), be featured on this blog, and so much more!*
Send entries to:
2nd Annual Delony Christmas Card Contest Bonanza of Amazingness!
c/o the Delony Family
PO Box 672
Arlington, WA 98223
The prizes will be voted on by a panel of distinguished judges (age ranges 3-6 years old) on December 30th and 7pm PST (better known as bed time).
Enter and win!
*“so much more” is a term subjectively defined by the writer of this blog. The actual prize could be so much less.
Note: There is no actual cash or plane tickets (as seen in picture above) awarded for this contest – simply an idiot’s smile of joy (see above picture) and a mystery box filled with goodness – mailed to you. So don’t quit your day job just yet.
Posted by at 5th December, 2008
Anyone want a free Christmas card that is guaranteed to look better than this one?
That’s right you could be the winner of a free Christmas card from an amazing missionary family… my family. It nice to look at and it also acts as a great refrigerator decoration. It’s a contest that you have a 100% chance of winning. So just know that are that amazing. Relish in your good favor. Today is your lucky day.
So how you do you win?
It’s so simple. Just send me your address and amazingly enough you’re receive your free Christmas card in about a week.
Send entries to: sdelony@yd.org
Enjoy your Friday knowing that you’re a winner!
Posted by at 29th October, 2008
Yes, stop. Everything. Now.
Go on over to Joel Klampert’s blog and check it out. There’s also prizes if you register on his site.
The site has changed my life. I’m a better husband. I won the lottery. I no longer have that embarrassing rash. And I now can speak Mandarin Chinese… fluently.
Why are you still here reading this when you should be over there…
[So, how's that for a endorsement, Mr. K?]
Posted by at 3rd May, 2008

Be the first to 1) name the people in this picture, and 2) why it’s amusing that they’re sitting next to each other. If you’re the first one to do so – you win a prize*…
The winner will be announced at the end of the day.
*prize yet to be determined