More Da Vinci madness!

A British survey revealed that Christian readers of Dan Brown’s blockbuster novel are twice as likely to believe Jesus Christ fathered children. Are these people crazy! A novel, a fictional novel, is shaking up their faith? I’m just in awe of all of this. It’s amazing that a book could so shape what christians believe!

I mean I can’t think of anything else that’s so swayed the minds of christian readers… (can you?)

PS: What I do know from all of this madness is: Jesus did in fact have a child with Mary Magdalene. Their divine bloodline spawned Rick Warren and the TBN Pink haired lady. If you pray to him, he will expand your territory. (none of this is true, but truth really doesn’t matter anymore!)