madonna

First off, let me apologize to you for my post on Madonna.

 I was informed that the news outlet that ran the story on Madonna playing tug-o-war with a missionary couple was WRONG. The story was flat out untrue. So my apologies for running bad news.

Secondly, Madonna deserves my apologies as well. Madge, I was mean, fired-up, and mean spirited – and as it turned out I was wrong as well. I was like Rosie O’Donnell talking about Christians. So I am sorry.

Folks, being a missionary myself, we are a very protective breed. We protect our own. My frustrations flared and you

So the lessons to be learned from this: not all news is good [or correct] news and don’t mess with a missionary [you mess with the bull you get the...]

[and yes I'm aware that the pic is of Michale Richards and he's in a heap of trouble for spouting his mouth off - so I figured I was in the same boat... with just a few less N bombs]

Now, I know usually when Madonna hears the word Missionary she thinks of her hourly night job… but in a recent article in Australia it seems Madge has gotten into a tangle with some real missionaries who were trying to adopt a baby. As it happens, Madonna now wants the baby.

So why the sudden interest in adopting babies? I don’t know where she finds the time with all of her daily crucifixions and gyrations on stage. She must be a multitasker. If we could only be more like Madonna… then we’d need to take Penicillin on a regular basis.

See the story here.

[Courtesy of Hammo]

And if any of you are confused at this article, read it again with a thick voice of sarcasm.