Ever seen posters like these that are meant to motivate you. I hate those posters, so for those of you like me (of the sarcastic persuasion) check out http://despair.com/ for some more reaslistic ones.

Some examples:

 Beauty

If you’re attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core.

 Retirement

Because you’ve given so much of yourself to the Company that you don’t have anything left we can use.

 Wishes

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it’s really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you’re pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it’s death by meteor.

[Thanks to Chris Summerfield for turning me on to these gems]