Yes, it’s time again for the Annual Fat Head Awards. It’s an award given to those who act like fat heads. So what’s a fat head?

Fat Head (noun) - a large copius melonus; one who is full of them self or has a large ego; an idiot.

Well it’s a hot air inflated, blow hard idiot who coincidentally has a fat head. Arrogant. Prideful. Full of self. Foot in the mouth, but doesn’t taste it. That pretty much sums it up.

My nomination is George Lucas and here’s why:

George Lucas has joined the major newspaper critics in their negative appraisal of Spider-Man 3. In an interview with FoxNews.com’s Roger Friedman, Lucas said, “It’s a silly movie. … There just isn’t much there. Once you take it all apart, there’s not much story, is there?” IMDB

Silly Movie? Not much story? Pleeeeeeze! It’s like the pot calling the kettle black.
I’m certainly glad Mr. Lucas has the experience to talk about story. Did anyone see the last 3 Star Wars movies? They were awful! They made money, but weren’t any good! Bad dialog. Clunky story. Horrendous acting. Pretentiousness as big as Mr. Lucas’ head!

Honorable mentions for simply breathing (or simply, too many reasons to list):

Ted Kennedy: Lefty Fat Head

Jerry Falwell: Righty Fat Head

Any others to nominate?

[Note: I'm not anti-fat, just anti-Fat Head!]

Well in ending 2006, I’m hosting the annual Rahab (Christian Whore) Awards. I think Craig Gross said it best when he said, “If Satan’s a Pimp, Don’t be his Hoe.”

This award goes toward the best public display by a prominent Christian to sell out/whore out to the world. By their actions they are saying, I love you God, but my integrity can be bought for a price.

The Nominations:

A. Joel Osteen for “Your Best Life Now” Board Game. Ummm wow. It almost speaks for itself. Reminds me of the Prayer of Jabez CD! 

B. Me - As someone once said (in the comments below) “one mans sell out is another man’s angry rantings.”Touche’!  Very true, so I’m placing myself, now, on this list between Osteen and the blonde. So I’m in good company! Bonus points for coming up with a critical awards nominations list in the first place.

C. Jessica Simpson-  My Daddy was a youth pastor, but he likes flaunting what God gave me for cash! Bonus points for having a daddy pimp you out!

D. Veggie Tales- Big Idea productions gets bought (Phil Vicher, creator is out) and bye bye go the Christian morals for Saturday mornings on NBC.

E. Us- for fueling a christian marketing industry that uses our faith for making boat loads of money! It’s no different from the commercialized world, it just looks nicer. Bonus points: we killed Christmas. Jesus who? Forget that - where are my presents!

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Is this an angry rant? Well, blogging is my therapy.