I thought about commenting on the recent killing of students on the VA Tech campus, but I’ve read so many great posts on the topic - I didn’t feel I had anything poignant to add that hadn’t already been done better.  Here are the best I’ve read (great and different perspectives):

Angry and Shallow (keeping perspective)

Who Mourns the Killer’s Family (something we don’t think of)

Why? (gun control in America)

Stupid Fundamentalist  (how idiot Christians respond)

The Games Boys Play (the rush to demonize boy’s waring ways)

Va Tech and Youth (how to process this with kids)

Yes, I said it. Walter Kelley is evil and he controls the weather with his evil eyebrows!

I noticed it a while back, but didn’t give it much thought. Each week Miriam and I watch 24 and then promptly afterwards the local news comes on. First off, Seattle is a lame city for news. Not much crime happens, so they actually give local crime reports for other cities. We’re just too clean and nice of a city. But that’s besides the point.

My point:

The weather man, Walter Kelley, for Q13 (the Fox affiliate) is pure evil.

I’ve been watching closely. He looks innocent enough, like a young Hasslehoff but less bronze. Upon closer look, his eyebrows are possessed and control him along with the weather in Seattle. I think he may be the Antichrist. See how they point upward like horns… evil! He seems to delight in bad weather as his eyebrows bounce in delight as he reports it… evil! He frequently does segments with cute animals to distract his truly sinister plans of world domination through meteorological malevolence … evil! He also has a birthmark in the shape of an upside down cross to which he says is “groovy”… evil!

So to all of you who reside in the beautiful Pacific Northwest, watch 24, and love Jesus (yes all 5 of you!)… please turn off the TV as soon as the 24 ends. Skip the “scenes from next week’s episode of 24” it’s a ploy to lure you into his evil relm of the Q13 news! Be careful. Stay awake, stay alive! I am praying for your souls.

I’ve tried to find video for you to sample and all I can find is this short clip - which is only moderately evil. It seems all footage and info on this man have been destroyed in some sort of vast Satanic Mormon conspiracy.

I’ll tell you more on how the Morman’s tried to kill me - tomorrow.

It’s said that every criticism given must be also tempered with 5 compliments. And in light of my grumpy rant over Mr. Jeremy Camp yesterday, I’ve decided to give him 5 compliments to cover my rant.

I know I offended some, and while I won’t name names… I will though, post a link to their blog here. And also show a picture of me with them here.

So here is my redemptive list of the greatness of Jeremy Camp:

5 Virtues of Jeremy Camp 

1. He and Jesus share the same initials.

2. He Maintains A Well-Groomed Soul Patch.

3. He’s going to heaven when he dies.

4. He’s not a Mormon.

5. He likes U2

[Note: this is not an all encompassing list, I expect there to be more than simply 5 virtues of Mr. Camp. I am just a very busy person and haven't found the time ponder Mr. Camp and to list all of the many other virtues. If you find the time, please feel free to list them in the comments section of this post. The purpose of my original rant was simply to point out my frustration with the bubble gum fluff faith portrayed in much of Christian music.]