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Obama to Rick Warren, “Oh  Rick, you know I don’t kiss on a first debate.”

Well in ending 2006, I’m hosting the annual Rahab (Christian Whore) Awards. I think Craig Gross said it best when he said, “If Satan’s a Pimp, Don’t be his Hoe.”

This award goes toward the best public display by a prominent Christian to sell out/whore out to the world. By their actions they are saying, I love you God, but my integrity can be bought for a price.

The Nominations:

A. Joel Osteen for “Your Best Life Now” Board Game. Ummm wow. It almost speaks for itself. Reminds me of the Prayer of Jabez CD! 

B. Me - As someone once said (in the comments below) “one mans sell out is another man’s angry rantings.”Touche’!  Very true, so I’m placing myself, now, on this list between Osteen and the blonde. So I’m in good company! Bonus points for coming up with a critical awards nominations list in the first place.

C. Jessica Simpson-  My Daddy was a youth pastor, but he likes flaunting what God gave me for cash! Bonus points for having a daddy pimp you out!

D. Veggie Tales- Big Idea productions gets bought (Phil Vicher, creator is out) and bye bye go the Christian morals for Saturday mornings on NBC.

E. Us- for fueling a christian marketing industry that uses our faith for making boat loads of money! It’s no different from the commercialized world, it just looks nicer. Bonus points: we killed Christmas. Jesus who? Forget that - where are my presents!

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Is this an angry rant? Well, blogging is my therapy.

More Da Vinci madness!

A British survey revealed that Christian readers of Dan Brown’s blockbuster novel are twice as likely to believe Jesus Christ fathered children. Are these people crazy! A novel, a fictional novel, is shaking up their faith? I’m just in awe of all of this. It’s amazing that a book could so shape what christians believe!

I mean I can’t think of anything else that’s so swayed the minds of christian readers… (can you?)

PS: What I do know from all of this madness is: Jesus did in fact have a child with Mary Magdalene. Their divine bloodline spawned Rick Warren and the TBN Pink haired lady. If you pray to him, he will expand your territory. (none of this is true, but truth really doesn’t matter anymore!)