Ever seen posters like these that are meant to motivate you. I hate those posters, so for those of you like me (of the sarcastic persuasion) check out http://despair.com/ for some more reaslistic ones.

Some examples:

 Beauty

If you’re attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core.

 Retirement

Because you’ve given so much of yourself to the Company that you don’t have anything left we can use.

 Wishes

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it’s really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you’re pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it’s death by meteor.

[Thanks to Chris Summerfield for turning me on to these gems]

What is wrong with us (U.S.) if the number one thing searched on the internet is B. Spears’ under carriage?!?

It’s a sad state of being.

Have we lost our way? I think that’s the wrong question. It’s more under the lines of :

“Who burned the map”!?!? and why!

By the beard of Zeus! I thought it had been lost and gone, but no! No! It lives, it exists! Unearthedfrom a vault (or my storage unit), Geraldo style, are the archives from the late, great Bridge CC. Yes, available to my dear blog readers for free.

Here’s one of the vintage videos (more to come)… 

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