Silly

There’s all this talk about the possibility of Peter Jackson returning to helm the movie version of The Hobbit. So I did a search over google to find out more and stumbled upon this: The Hobbit Name Generator. You plug in your name and they give you your hobbit name. It’s senseless fun, but that’s just what we need on Wednesdays.

My Hobbit name: Lotho Millstone of Bywater

What’s yours?

And for those of you who are super geeks, you can also find your Elvish name (not Elvis name) here.

My name is:  Glorfindel Vanimedlë

In honor of all things hairy, I give you these:

-Ever bored watching TV and wish you could play a game that combined TVs and mustaches? Sure we all do. Go here to buy Mustache TV.

-Here’s a past winner of the World Beard and Mustache Championship Contest:

-Mustaches in the Bible:

You will do as I have done; you will not cover your mustache and you will not eat the bread of men. Ezekiel 24:22 NASB

Enjoy your Friday!

Ha ha! Another convert to the Crowder!

It seems that Virgil Vaduva has become Crowderhead! Yes, he’s part of the cult! It’s like Scientology minus the weird beliefs, aliens, and Tom Cruise, plus sweet sweet goatees!

Welcome Virgil, fellow members.

Yes, it’s time again for the Annual Fat Head Awards. It’s an award given to those who act like fat heads. So what’s a fat head?

Fat Head (noun) - a large copius melonus; one who is full of them self or has a large ego; an idiot.

Well it’s a hot air inflated, blow hard idiot who coincidentally has a fat head. Arrogant. Prideful. Full of self. Foot in the mouth, but doesn’t taste it. That pretty much sums it up.

My nomination is George Lucas and here’s why:

George Lucas has joined the major newspaper critics in their negative appraisal of Spider-Man 3. In an interview with FoxNews.com’s Roger Friedman, Lucas said, “It’s a silly movie. … There just isn’t much there. Once you take it all apart, there’s not much story, is there?” IMDB

Silly Movie? Not much story? Pleeeeeeze! It’s like the pot calling the kettle black.
I’m certainly glad Mr. Lucas has the experience to talk about story. Did anyone see the last 3 Star Wars movies? They were awful! They made money, but weren’t any good! Bad dialog. Clunky story. Horrendous acting. Pretentiousness as big as Mr. Lucas’ head!

Honorable mentions for simply breathing (or simply, too many reasons to list):

Ted Kennedy: Lefty Fat Head

Jerry Falwell: Righty Fat Head

Any others to nominate?

[Note: I'm not anti-fat, just anti-Fat Head!]

Well, it was a fun Saturday to relax and do everything green! Here’s some pictures from out day. We ate green eggs and ham [bacon] for breakfast, dressed in green, made green cookies, and ate green calzones for dinner. It was a great day!

Dear Toe, Yes, you the big one on my right foot. I am sorry. I truly am. I don’t know what I have done or what has exactly brought this on. Maybe I’m being cursed by the gods (I know there’s only one true God, but saying gods sounds all Greek and sophisticated). Either way I don’t know what I’ve done! 

Over the past summer till now, I’ve been on 4 adventure trips. And one each trip you seem to get smashed. Not any of your nine friends, just you. You were first smashed rock-climbing and turned purple. Then weeks later something was dropped on you. I then lost all feeling of you, till I cut off ½ of your nail – leaving you naked and exposed.  I know all of this must have been humiliating. I’ve apologized and we seemed been healing together. Then it happened again. Then again this past weekend. Now you’re purple all over again.  

I don’t know what to say other than I’m sorry and please give me another chance! I’ll trim you more often and keep your hair cut too. I’ll do anything, just don’t leave me!  Your owner, 

Stuart

PS: there is a plus side, they say that purple is the color of royalty and that probably means you’re the king of the toes!

More nonsense from the Bridge CC!