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Here it is. There’s only one week left to Christmas. My brilliant wife, Miriam, had a brilliant idea. We’re going to host the (pause for effect) the:

1st Annual Delony Christmas Card Contest Bonanza of Amazingness!

That’s right people. You could be the first winner in history! Something no one in history has ever done first in history.

Here’s how you play.

1) Find a Christmas card.

2) Make sure it’s Awesome.

3) Make sure it doesn’t Suck.

4) Check it again for maximum Awesomeness and for lack of Suckiness.

5) Put it in envelope. Lick envelope. Seal envelope. Stamp envelope. Put envelope in mailbox. Raise the red mail box flag. Wait for postal worker to remove it from mailbox.

6) Wait in eager anticipation till December 31st to see if you’re the glorious, grander prize winner! If you win, you will receive a majestic, amazing prize (or some present that I couldn’t return after Christmas), be featured on this blog, and so much more!*

Send entries to:

1st Annual Delony Christmas Card Contest Bonanza of Amazingness!

c/o the Delony Family

326 S Stillaguamish

Arlington, WA 98223

The prizes will be voted on by a panel of distinguished judges (age ranges 2-5 years old) on December 30th and 7pm PST (better known as bed time).

Enter and win!

*“so much more” is a term subjectively defined by the writer of this blog. The actual prize could be so much less.

Note: There is no actual cash or plane tickets (as seen in picture above) awarded for this contest – simply an idiot’s smile of joy (see above picture) and a mystery box filled with goodness – mailed to you. So don’t quit your day job just yet.

This is a simple game. Each week I’ll display a scene from the Bible featuring Legos First to guess wins! I’ll keep a cumulative score going and the winner will receive a prize after a few months (it will be a REAL prize and I’ll ship it out to you wherever you are!) So post your answer in the comments box.

So guess! Win!

 (And for bonus nerd points, put down the scripture reference)

For last weeks BS winners check here

This is a simple game. Each week I’ll display a scene from the Bible featuring Legos (compliments of the Brick Testament). First to guess wins! I’ll keep a cumulative score going and the winner will receive a prize after a few months (it will be a REAL prize and I’ll ship it out to you wherever you are!) So post your answer in the comments box.

This week will be an easy one. So guess! Win!

 (And for bonus nerd points, put down the scripture reference)