Evangelicals to elect their own Pope?

Posted by stuartdelony at 21st March, 2007

T028273A Evangelicals to elect their own Pope? 

I read some shocking news on a prominent evangelical blog that was insinuating that to unite the Christian right many churches were coming together in unity to elect their own Pope! This action is in hopes to make one large evangelical “mother church” that can rule as one. So far the United Methodist, Southern Baptist, and Seventh Day Adventists have come together in agreement.  There’s even word of a pact with Jehovah’s Witnesses and Purpose Driven Churches.

So far they’re calling themselves Churches Reuniting Amongst People. And someone close to sources in the organization has commented about a new Christian Pope ”I think someone like Jerry Falwell in a big hat [and robe], driving around would inspire people.” Even Dobson chimed in on his daily broadcast, “I think this could be what we need to mobilize the right.”

Jerry Falwell the new Pope!?! Now, I’m all for unity, but this sounds crazy or some sort of sign of the end times.

Any thoughts?

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14 Responses to “Evangelicals to elect their own Pope?”


kevin bussey March 21, 2007

:)

I like the acronym.

Amanda March 21, 2007

Me too :)

Adam Pearson March 21, 2007

Hey how do I get books and music in the sidebar? I want people to think I can read and that I have intelligent music sensibilities!

ExEx Blogger March 21, 2007

I feel that this move will prove to be fruitless and difficult because the Catholics have much more lobbying power and wealth to advance their agendas.

Spiritual Monkey March 21, 2007

They may as well do this – the Protestant experiment has failed in all but name, instead of one pope, there are millions of little popes who know nothing about the Bible. Protestants need to stop pretending to be something they’re not: free.

Adam Pearson March 21, 2007

My addy is adamandchels@gmail.com. Thanks!

Virgil March 21, 2007

Is this a joke?

kevin bussey March 21, 2007

Stuart,

I want to nominate you! ;)

Jacki March 21, 2007

I didn’t even realize the acronym until Kevin pointed it out, but holy cow that’s funny! As for Jerry Falwell becoming a pope, I have one word: creepy!

kevin bussey March 21, 2007

Jacki,

I know Stuart and his humor too well. :)

Moe March 21, 2007

Is “The Velvet Elvis” any good?

~Kelsey

the hobbit March 22, 2007

WOW!!………………..The HORROR!!!!!!!!! C.R.A.P is going to infiltrate and take over the church!

Lord, Why do you put up with us and silly antics?

myderbe March 22, 2007

lol

bryanwithay March 23, 2007

” So far the United Methodist, Southern Baptist, and Seventh Day Adventists have come together in agreement. ”

I don’t think so….



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