Anyone want a free Christmas card that is guaranteed to look better than this one?

That’s right you could be the winner of a free Christmas card from an amazing missionary family… my family.  It nice to look at and it also acts as a great refrigerator decoration.  It’s a contest that you have a 100% chance of winning. So just know that are that amazing. Relish in your good favor. Today is your lucky day.

So how you do you win?

It’s so simple. Just send me your address and amazingly enough you’re receive your free Christmas card in about a week.

Send entries to: sdelony@yd.org

Enjoy your Friday knowing that you’re a winner!

Here it is again. There’s only a few weeks left to Christmas – it’s time once again for the:

3rd Annual Delony Christmas Card Contest Bonanza of Amazingness!

That’s right people. You could be the third winner in history! Something only two people in history have ever done before in history.

Here’s how you play.

1) Find a Christmas card.

2) Make sure it’s Awesome.

3) Make sure it doesn’t Suck.

4) Check it again for maximum Awesomeness and for lack of Suckiness.

5) Put it in envelope. Lick envelope. Seal envelope. Stamp envelope. Put envelope in mailbox. Raise the red mail box flag. Wait for postal worker to remove it from mailbox.

6) Wait in eager anticipation till December 31st to see if you’re the glorious, grander prize winner! If you win, you will receive a majestic, amazing prize (or some present that I couldn’t return after Christmas), be featured on this blog, and so much more!*

Send entries to:

3nd Annual Delony Christmas Card Contest Bonanza of Amazingness!

c/o the Delony Family

PO Box 672

Arlington, WA 98223

The prizes will be voted on by a panel of distinguished judges (age ranges 2-7 years old) on December 30th and 7pm PST (better known as bed time).

Enter and win!

*“so much more” is a term subjectively defined by the writer of this blog. The actual prize could be so much less.

Note: There is no actual cash or plane tickets (as seen in picture above) awarded for this contest – simply an idiot’s smile of joy (see above picture) and a mystery box filled with goodness – mailed to you. So don’t quit your day job just yet.

It’s that time of year again and nothing says [commercialized] Easter like peeps. Peeps are sweet marshmallow delights that will don many an easter basket this year. 

But they’re not just for eating…

Check out the Washington Post’s Peep Diorama Contest, it’s pretty amazing.

Go here. 

Or if you’re curious about what happens to peeps when they’re tested against the elements [what would PETA say about this?], try Peep Research. 

The voting for the DCCCBoA (Delony Christmas Card Contest Bonanza of Amazingness) is finally over!

It was a tough one this year. I felt like I was dealing with the BCS committee, but the judges (kids, ages 6-1) thought long and hard and picked a winner (which is highly disputed and controversial in our household). But leave it to the kids to be a sucker for cute animals (hint, hint for next year). 

So I give you the 2nd Annual DCCCBoA Winner!

Katherine Kitchens is the winner of this year’s best Christmas card! Well done! A Starbucks gift card will be in the mail soon for you to sip a warm cup of victory.

And for me personally, I give you my vote of the most amazing cowboy Christmas card. I’ve never gotten one quite like this and don’t think I ever will. 

Ray Bell, I am amazed and tip my hat to you…

For the rest of you, better luck next year.

Want to make your yuletide brighter this year? How about two free movie rentals from Netflix?  

First person to correctly name (specifically) the “pop culture” inspiration behind the decoration of this Christmas tree wins. 

It’s just that simple (though the answer isn’t)…

Post your answer in the comment section. 

Good luck!

[Note: this is not my Christmas tree]

Here it is again. There’s only a few weeks left to Christmas – it’s time once again for the:

2nd Annual Delony Christmas Card Contest Bonanza of Amazingness!

That’s right people. You could be the second winner in history! Something only one person in history has ever done before in history.

Here’s how you play.

1) Find a Christmas card.

2) Make sure it’s Awesome.

3) Make sure it doesn’t Suck.

4) Check it again for maximum Awesomeness and for lack of Suckiness.

5) Put it in envelope. Lick envelope. Seal envelope. Stamp envelope. Put envelope in mailbox. Raise the red mail box flag. Wait for postal worker to remove it from mailbox.

6) Wait in eager anticipation till December 31st to see if you’re the glorious, grander prize winner! If you win, you will receive a majestic, amazing prize (or some present that I couldn’t return after Christmas), be featured on this blog, and so much more!*

Send entries to:

2nd Annual Delony Christmas Card Contest Bonanza of Amazingness!

c/o the Delony Family

PO Box 672

Arlington, WA 98223

The prizes will be voted on by a panel of distinguished judges (age ranges 3-6 years old) on December 30th and 7pm PST (better known as bed time).

Enter and win!

*“so much more” is a term subjectively defined by the writer of this blog. The actual prize could be so much less.

Note: There is no actual cash or plane tickets (as seen in picture above) awarded for this contest – simply an idiot’s smile of joy (see above picture) and a mystery box filled with goodness – mailed to you. So don’t quit your day job just yet.

Click here for last year’s winner…

Anyone want a free Christmas card that is guaranteed to look better than this one?

That’s right you could be the winner of a free Christmas card from an amazing missionary family… my family.  It nice to look at and it also acts as a great refrigerator decoration.  It’s a contest that you have a 100% chance of winning. So just know that are that amazing. Relish in your good favor. Today is your lucky day.

So how you do you win?

It’s so simple. Just send me your address and amazingly enough you’re receive your free Christmas card in about a week.

Send entries to: sdelony@yd.org

Enjoy your Friday knowing that you’re a winner!