Anyone want a free Christmas card that is guaranteed to look better than this one?

That’s right you could be the winner of a free Christmas card from an amazing missionary family… my family.  It nice to look at and it also acts as a great refrigerator decoration.  It’s a contest that you have a 100% chance of winning. So just know that are that amazing. Relish in your good favor. Today is your lucky day.

So how you do you win?

It’s so simple. Just send me your address and amazingly enough you’re receive your free Christmas card in about a week.

Send entries to: sdelony@yd.org

Enjoy your Friday knowing that you’re a winner!

Here it is again. There’s only a few weeks left to Christmas – it’s time once again for the:

3rd Annual Delony Christmas Card Contest Bonanza of Amazingness!

That’s right people. You could be the third winner in history! Something only two people in history have ever done before in history.

Here’s how you play.

1) Find a Christmas card.

2) Make sure it’s Awesome.

3) Make sure it doesn’t Suck.

4) Check it again for maximum Awesomeness and for lack of Suckiness.

5) Put it in envelope. Lick envelope. Seal envelope. Stamp envelope. Put envelope in mailbox. Raise the red mail box flag. Wait for postal worker to remove it from mailbox.

6) Wait in eager anticipation till December 31st to see if you’re the glorious, grander prize winner! If you win, you will receive a majestic, amazing prize (or some present that I couldn’t return after Christmas), be featured on this blog, and so much more!*

Send entries to:

3nd Annual Delony Christmas Card Contest Bonanza of Amazingness!

c/o the Delony Family

PO Box 672

Arlington, WA 98223

The prizes will be voted on by a panel of distinguished judges (age ranges 2-7 years old) on December 30th and 7pm PST (better known as bed time).

Enter and win!

*“so much more” is a term subjectively defined by the writer of this blog. The actual prize could be so much less.

Note: There is no actual cash or plane tickets (as seen in picture above) awarded for this contest – simply an idiot’s smile of joy (see above picture) and a mystery box filled with goodness – mailed to you. So don’t quit your day job just yet.

Enjoy something free on Tax day:

- P.F. Chang’s is offering 15% your bill on Tax Day

•Free ice cream. MaggieMoo’s Ice Cream and Treatery will give away single-scoop servings to customers at 200 stores in what it calls an “e-cone-omic ice cream stimulus package.”

•Free sweets. Snack chain Cinnabon will give out Tax Day Bites, free bite-size cinnamon rolls usually known as Classic Bites, from 5 to 8 p.m. at its 700 outlets on tax day.

•Free tacos. At its 275 restaurants in the West, Taco Del Mar will run a promotion: “Taxes Suck. Tacos Don’t.” People can register at the Taco Del Mar website for an e-mailed coupon for a free tax day taco.

•Free gift cards. T.G.I. Friday’s will give Wednesday customers $5 Bonus Bites gift cards for food and beverage purchases of $15 to $25 and $10 cards for those who spend more than $25. Members of the 1,000-outlet chain’s frequent-customer program also will get double points.

USATODAY

Hear ye, hear ye! Tuesday breakfast is on Denny’s. Yup, enjoy a free Grand Slam.

Grab the family or txt some youth and enjoy some free grub. Make it a community event…

www.dennys.com

Want a free CD? Phil Wickham is giving away his latest live CD. It’s really good and it’s really FREE. So how can that ever be a bad thing?

Download it here

Thanks to Joel Klampert for the heads up…

Anyone want a free Christmas card that is guaranteed to look better than this one?

That’s right you could be the winner of a free Christmas card from an amazing missionary family… my family.  It nice to look at and it also acts as a great refrigerator decoration.  It’s a contest that you have a 100% chance of winning. So just know that are that amazing. Relish in your good favor. Today is your lucky day.

So how you do you win?

It’s so simple. Just send me your address and amazingly enough you’re receive your free Christmas card in about a week.

Send entries to: sdelony@yd.org

Enjoy your Friday knowing that you’re a winner!

Like them or hate them, it doesn’t matter. Because of Gun ‘n Roses you all can have a free Dr. Pepper. Think I’m kidding? Read this:

 Dr Pepper is making good on its promise of free soda now that the release of Guns N’ Roses’ Chinese Democracy is a reality.

The soft-drink maker said in March that it would give a free soda to everyone in America if the album dropped in 2008.Chinese Democracy, infamously delayed since recording began in 1994, goes on sale Sunday.

“We never thought this day would come,” Tony Jacobs, Dr Pepper’s vice president of marketing, said in a statement. “But now that it’s here, all we can say is: The Dr Pepper’s on us.”

Beginning Sunday at 12:01 a.m., coupons for a free 20-ounce soda will be available for 24 hours on Dr Pepper’s website. They’ll be honored until Feb. 28.  [USA TODAY]

So thank you Axl Rose for my free Dr. Pepper. 

Go here to redeem your free coupon : http://www.drpepper.com/ (remember contest starts Sunday, so you can’t get your free coupon today…). Myspace or twitter your youth group…

And if you’re interested in listening to the newest Guns ‘n Roses album: Chinese Democracy (one of the longest awaited albums – 17  years in the making)… it’s been streamed on myspace. 

GNR Myspace