It happens every year after Groundhog Day. Happy National Goatee Day!

I expect all you ladies and men to be sporting your facial hair today!

For those of you who are folliclly challenged, print this one out and wear it with pride.

David Crowder is honoring National Goatee Day with us!

Jesus and Santa from Catholic Media House on Vimeo.

There’s something about childhood and lights that are magical. Samuel and Tristen just laid under the tree looking up at the lights in wonder…

Of all the holiday traditions… make sure you don’t forget Festivus!

Here it is again. There’s only a few weeks left to Christmas – it’s time once again for the:

3rd Annual Delony Christmas Card Contest Bonanza of Amazingness!

That’s right people. You could be the third winner in history! Something only two people in history have ever done before in history.

Here’s how you play.

1) Find a Christmas card.

2) Make sure it’s Awesome.

3) Make sure it doesn’t Suck.

4) Check it again for maximum Awesomeness and for lack of Suckiness.

5) Put it in envelope. Lick envelope. Seal envelope. Stamp envelope. Put envelope in mailbox. Raise the red mail box flag. Wait for postal worker to remove it from mailbox.

6) Wait in eager anticipation till December 31st to see if you’re the glorious, grander prize winner! If you win, you will receive a majestic, amazing prize (or some present that I couldn’t return after Christmas), be featured on this blog, and so much more!*

Send entries to:

3nd Annual Delony Christmas Card Contest Bonanza of Amazingness!

c/o the Delony Family

PO Box 672

Arlington, WA 98223

The prizes will be voted on by a panel of distinguished judges (age ranges 2-7 years old) on December 30th and 7pm PST (better known as bed time).

Enter and win!

*“so much more” is a term subjectively defined by the writer of this blog. The actual prize could be so much less.

Note: There is no actual cash or plane tickets (as seen in picture above) awarded for this contest – simply an idiot’s smile of joy (see above picture) and a mystery box filled with goodness – mailed to you. So don’t quit your day job just yet.

Get your own festive holiday mustache. Elf yourself is so 2007. Staches are timeless.

http://www.stachethehalls.com/

The only way I can take Santa… is if Will Ferrell is Santa. Will Ferrell makes any fake holiday icon better.