Here’s your Monday top 3 pop culture items:

1) Diaper ad gets banned because it’s too racy.

I laughed and it made me want to wear diapers because I can be a “number 1 when I have a number 2″

2) Goonies turns 25!

Probably the best movie of my childhood. If you don’t get it, you never will. Pure dumb fun.

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3) Planes aren’t the only thing fling at the Dallas Airport!

Where are the Duke boys when you need ‘em?

Evidently we should be praying for Jesus because:

Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.

The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries.

Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk. [USA Today]

I’ll keep you updated if there’s more.

So how do you pronounce Eyjafjallajokull? You know the name of the Icelandic Volcano that looks like your cat walked over your keyboard. I’ve been wondering and here it is…

New News Update: I have cute kids (thanks to my wife’s genes). That’s all for now. Just thought you should know…

Maybe this [see above pic] is why an elf went rogue on a mall  Santa.

Southlake Mall was evacuated Wednesday night after a man dressed as an elf allegedly told the mall Santa that he was carrying dynamite. The incident began about 6:45 p.m. when Caldwell, 45,  got in line at Southlake Mall to have his picture made with Santa.When Caldwell, who was wearing an elf suit, reached the front of the line, ” he told Santa Claus that he had dynamite in his bag,” Morrow police Capt. James Callaway said. AJC

Lesson learned. Don’t mess with little people. Watch your back Santa…

Well, Michael Jackson is now dead. And with that, a sigh of relief swept across the children of this country. The world became a bit safer for them today.

I know everyone’s caught up in nostalgia; remembering the gloved one and his music – but here’s my question:

How do you celebrate the life of a pedophile?

I’m actually not kidding (no sarcasm here). It really pits the news in an awkward position: remember the good (the music) and ignoring the bad (the abuse). It all just kind of feels weird, but maybe that weird feeling pretty much sums up his life.

Any thoughts?

What the crap is the big deal about Jon & Kate and their bag of larvae? And why should any of us care?  It’s got  the "stare at the train wreck" syndrome, sure.  But wait, we had one train wreck today…

Any ideas?