Here it is. There’s only one week left to Christmas. My brilliant wife, Miriam, had a brilliant idea. We’re going to host the (pause for effect) the:

1st Annual Delony Christmas Card Contest Bonanza of Amazingness!

That’s right people. You could be the first winner in history! Something no one in history has ever done first in history.

Here’s how you play.

1) Find a Christmas card.

2) Make sure it’s Awesome.

3) Make sure it doesn’t Suck.

4) Check it again for maximum Awesomeness and for lack of Suckiness.

5) Put it in envelope. Lick envelope. Seal envelope. Stamp envelope. Put envelope in mailbox. Raise the red mail box flag. Wait for postal worker to remove it from mailbox.

6) Wait in eager anticipation till December 31st to see if you’re the glorious, grander prize winner! If you win, you will receive a majestic, amazing prize (or some present that I couldn’t return after Christmas), be featured on this blog, and so much more!*

Send entries to:

1st Annual Delony Christmas Card Contest Bonanza of Amazingness!

c/o the Delony Family

326 S Stillaguamish

Arlington, WA 98223

The prizes will be voted on by a panel of distinguished judges (age ranges 2-5 years old) on December 30th and 7pm PST (better known as bed time).

Enter and win!

*“so much more” is a term subjectively defined by the writer of this blog. The actual prize could be so much less.

Note: There is no actual cash or plane tickets (as seen in picture above) awarded for this contest - simply an idiot’s smile of joy (see above picture) and a mystery box filled with goodness - mailed to you. So don’t quit your day job just yet.

I’ve got a missions jar that I’m going to take the money out and count. Any guesses? I’ll tell you how much next week. The person who guesses the closest gets a prize!

Price is Right Rules: Closest to the number with out going over wins. If you go over the amount, you’re out. [Good idea Jacki - you are wise beyond your blonde hair and love of the Florida gators]